It’s mail day!
The day I write random snarky & sarcastic letters full of complete randomness. It’s a chance for me to clear the air and dust out the corners of my mind. Sometimes I confess, sometimes I crack jokes, and occasionally I decide to be a bit serious… but not today!
With my disclaimer in place, here we go!
Dear Inner Bookworm,
Hello old friend, it’s been so long. It’s nice to have you around again. I still find it funny that after YEARS of reading nothing, I am working on my 8th book in one month.
I like you, a lot.
I’ll confess. I haven’t really ever liked grapes, or I thought I didn’t so I never ate them 😳 . For some reason I ate a few the other day and they were pretty much the best thing ever. Why do we do that? Get it in our head that we don’t like something and carry on that ways for years. I should try more foods, not that I have a long list of stuff I won’t eat… anymore.
Dear Back to School Countdown,
I still have nothing nice to say.
Oh my goodness you are out of control. Why do I go nearly a year between hair cuts? It has been 11 months and my ends are shot! I said I wouldn’t wait so long this time. But I did, again. Only one week until Liz can work her magic and make my hair pretty.
Now to decide how much I should chop off?!
Dear Sam’s Club,
I spend $100 nearly every time I visit you. They really should call it the $100 club. I thought the point of you was to save money? Sometimes I wonder if it is just a trap.
Dear Solo Parenting,
The only part of you I immensely enjoy is not having to cook dinner 😆 . Cereal for dinner every night? Sure, why not!
You are by far my favorite phone, ever. I think I might even love you. Even better than that, I’ve had you for several days and haven’t dropped you (yet). It seems a smaller phone suits me well.
Dear Summer Glow.
Not only do you make me feel more confident in shorts, I feel like wearing less make-up too.
However, I have been spending less time in the sun this year. I am always wearing sunblock and mostly just letting my legs dangle into the sun while the rest of me is in the shade with a book at the pool. But I still find myself with a very tan glow. I think some people just can’t avoid it #donthateme.
Dear Psycho Driver,
It wasn’t very nice of you to nearly run me down in the parking lot the other day. The worst part was your nonchalant attitude and refusal to make eye contact with me. I almost kicked your car… seriously. But then I remembered I had sandals on and stopped myself. Had my babies been with me Mama Bear would’ve unleashed. Consider yourself lucky.
I have ALWAYS warned my girls that parking lots are dangerous places. People like you make me warn them even more.
Dear Dress Like a Cow Day,
I hereby declare you one of my favorite days of the year. Putting on a set of cow ears for some free Chick Fil-a isn’t even the slightest bit embarrassing.
Have a great weekend friends!
We’ll see you back here on Monday.
Linking up with Taz and Belly for Little Letters.