The second Friday of the month is mail day! It’s the day I dust out the corners of my mind and share a bit of sarcasm with y’all. Think Jimmy Fallon’s thank you letters, only not quite as clever or funny. Today is the day to take what I say with a grain of salt. And now that my monthly disclaimer has been issued, we can proceed.
Dear Autocross Ride-along,
You wrecked me. Ever since that fateful day I have been left longing for more. I find myself wanting to hot rod my Honda Pilot, but that seems like a terrible idea. I am now left searching Craigslist and dreaming of a car of my own. #notatypicalgirl
I find you completely exhausting. It’s not so much the being there as it is the having somewhere to be at a certain time early in the mornings for multiple days in a row. I mean, we’re a homeschooling family. This is like uncharted territory for us.
Dear Fellow Bloggers,
It’s summer time, cut yourself some slack. It is completely fine to post less, take breaks, and even skip a few days… without giving any sort of explanation at all. Lord knows I will be having my fair share of that once the construction on the house takes off.
Oh wait, we aren’t taking one this year… 🙄 😥 😳 #passthetissues
I simply can not believe that in 8 days you are going to be a “tween”. Please always stay my sweet, modest girl who won’t wear a bathing suit top with running shorts because it shows 1″ of your belly.
Dear Dozer Guy,
Thanks for telling me about all the Copperheads you killed while moving brush piles around on our land. As if I wasn’t scared enough already.
I say we call a truce. You stay away from me and I’ll do the same. Seriously though. Until we get some underbrush cleared, my time walking through the trees will be at a minimum until snake and tick season is over.
You were truly a dream come true. I hope you are as good to the next family as you have been to us.
We have such a great history, but lately things have been a bit of a struggle. I hope we can make up soon because mama is EXHAUSTED!
You have been so much fun to play with. However, since using you I post way less photos on my actual Instagram account. I really do think I am a good multi-tasker… but apparently that is not true when it comes to social media.
Have a great weekend friends!
We’ll see you back here on Monday.
Linking up with Taz and Belly for Little Letters.